I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
