no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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