dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
