This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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