Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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