you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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