All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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