At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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