How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
PANTIES FOUND
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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