i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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