If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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