I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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