Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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