all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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