This is not my ceiling
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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