my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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