no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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