Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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