im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
