? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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