i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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