I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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