nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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