who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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