it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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