just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
