He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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