Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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