I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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