these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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