that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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