i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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