all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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