Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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