ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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