well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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