Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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