How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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