No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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