My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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