i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
and she was petting her beer can
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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