I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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