Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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