is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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