dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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