I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You can't motorboat a personality
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
