id be glad to
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
