fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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