So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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