Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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