one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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