i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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