Michael Bay diarrhea
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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