about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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